by KLC July 3, 2003
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Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
by G-Funk November 23, 2004
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1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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Get the computer semi-literate mug.That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."
Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"
Man: "True dhat!"
Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"
Man: "True dhat!"
by Turkey Trot April 3, 2011
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-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles
-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer
-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns
-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer
-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja
-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.
-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles
-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer
-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns
-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer
-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja
-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.
-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
Example:
Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved
Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!
Dude1:????
Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!
Dude1:n?
Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved
Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!
Dude1:????
Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!
Dude1:n?
Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
by WayOfDaShadowarrior March 11, 2012
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