Coomer

A perverted individual that tends to preform or support sexual activities done by themselves, others or both in a unmoral standard.

The man asks to have sex with any person in any manner, such a filthy Coomer!

by GrandDadio May 27, 2020

the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!

i watched the colbert report

by alex14 August 19, 2006

Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.

After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.

by crackheadnick June 11, 2006

Colbernello

A word used to describe the secret man love between Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello.

"Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello look for any excuse to get gay together on television."
"I know, Colbernello is wonderful."
"Agreed, let us watch Down in the Basement now."

by Buddha Stalin's chronic June 17, 2008

commercial dumb

Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.

Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.

by I hate commercials August 25, 2008

Colbert Snack

A snack named after Stephen Colbert. It consists of a small amount of whipped cream pressed lightly between two original flavor Pringles.

"Dude, did you see the Colbert Report yesterday?"

"Oh yeah. I've never seen anyone mix whipped cream and Pringles before."

"It looks delicious. I'm gonna make myself a Colbert Snack right now."

by The Anonymous ArAB March 30, 2010

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010