Big Colonel

A reference to the sign at the KFC fast food restaurant.

Oi mate meet me at the Big Colonel to Square Up.

by BeanPlays January 31, 2017

Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Dirty Colin

Dirty colin is when the guy is feeling frisky, and spontaneous with his wife/or partner, buys a buttplug for himself, but realizes he ordered the wrong one

My husband pulled a DIRTY COLIN, now I have to use his buttplug.

by Chilibowlwinna September 15, 2021

Zinn Cline Lucey

Zinn Cline Lucey is so hot, sexy, and he gets all the women. His dick is so big it can barely fit in his pants. It is averaged at about 13 inches.

That super model is such a Zinn Cline Lucey

by amogus?!?!?! December 8, 2021

Reverse Colonel

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”

Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced

by Cousindaddi July 6, 2022

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

Colin

Colin is a stupid person with a small brain. Colins are so stupid that they would move to Florida and think committing war crimes was part of the Bible. At least they’re smart enough to know tik-Tok is stupid. They also look like they run a Reddit sever.

Imagine being named Colin….. disgusting.

by Bofa spider January 26, 2022