cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron

by collin miller October 8, 2003

Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

by Nector November 20, 2007

cocker

A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!

I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.

by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Cocker

A male with his genatalia exposed at the Burning Man Festival.

Certain variations include the shirt cocker, the fanny pack cocker and the "gee, where'd my pants run off to this time" cocker. New species are being discovered each year.

by Point N Laugh September 19, 2009

Cold Cocker

The Act of Making your hand into a fist and punching either your partners anus or vagina.

Sara - Hey can you cold cock me?
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.

by mr. mojo rising is dead October 19, 2008