globular cluster

a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation

your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)

by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009

Claustrophobia

You are afraid of Santa Claus

Your making me claustrophobic
Oh so your afraid of Santa Claus, so you have claustrophobia

by Chickenpop May 24, 2013

cluster

Disorganization; chaos; illogical.

Traffic was a cluster during rush hour.

by JMydlak August 9, 2004

classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008

The Santa Clause

A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.

Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?

Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"

Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"

Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 5, 2010

Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.

Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !

by Mister KPO January 4, 2009