Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011

low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

Carbondale

Carbondale is a City in North Eastern Pennsylvania. It is the heart and soul of this region. It was once the most beautiful city, but has recently fallen into disrepair. If you look on a map, Carbondale is actually the center of the universe. Everything else simply moves around it. It is the greatest place in the world.

We hold the state record for most consecutive wins: 59-0.
And the the 93 State Championship for Mens Basketball.

The Dream Came True.

People from Carbondale are admired by people from other cities such as : Forest City, Vandling, Montedale, Jermyn and of coarse Peckville.

by Charger Fan June 29, 2006

Carbo

1. carbohydrates

2. a carbohydrate based food

You need to lay off the carbos.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005

Carbon

the best Halo 2 team in the world consisting of Shockwave, Gho57ayame, Gandhi,and Karma (ffa king) whom has more than the skill to win every mlg tourny and is only rivaled by the worse team Final Boss

Carbon has won the last three MLG events of 2006.

by JimWilson September 26, 2007

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

carbonite filter

generally used in conjunction with a bong, a ring of carbon is used to filter out a significant portion of carcinogens in smoke from weed; thereby, drastically increasing the percentage of THC in the smoke and getting you ridiculously high! =P

This carbonite filter is DANKE!

by word iup October 18, 2010