When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 07, 2023
“Oh, I just farted” Your such an indigestion chef”
by Kryptomanta December 13, 2022
When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 10, 2024
Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
by Iron Chef 009 December 21, 2016
A type of masterbting guy who licks away his smen is a form of disposal other thar washing his hands as that is such a waist of good cum. Other types of masterbting guys include: "the walk of shame", "Mr prepared" ect...
by Le Chef November 14, 2020
a chef that makes the most godforsaken meals even known to man, most of the recipes involve mayonnaise. some can actually be good chefs, but some just want to ruin food for everyone
Friend: You got your food for the BBQ?
YouTube chef: yeah, i made it really appetizing
*opens up an abomination of mayo and food*
Friend: gtfo. 😐👉🏽🚪
YouTube chef: yeah, i made it really appetizing
*opens up an abomination of mayo and food*
Friend: gtfo. 😐👉🏽🚪
by JF17 September 04, 2022
by Bray2x November 12, 2022