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Canon

Referring to a camera, a very expensive camera, victim of Apple Marketing, expensive repairing costs too.
The newest brand for beginners is the Canon Eos 720D, just the same as the price. €720 (without lens, of course!) of a slow responding shutter button, 18mpx resolution (There is the Sony A58 20 mpx or the Nikon D3300, both cost €500 (maximum), shoots 3 frames per second , low ISO boost and no focus engine, so then you have a poor quality video.

Canon cameras are OK, but depending on the functions you wanna do. Canon is made for portraiting or photograph nature, but Sony is the winner talking about autofocus and shutter delay. They are expensive, but live a lot more.
I own a 10 y.o. Sony A200 and its da shit. I went to a Media Markt, tested a Canon EOS 720D and shit happened! First shoot: Moved image. Second shoot: the obturor strikes the sensor and moved the stabilizer.
Third shoot: mirror locked at the top wall of the camera.
by Teh Wolfboy August 23, 2015
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Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.
Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.
by Gordon October 2, 2016
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Cazenovia

Where all the cool kids live. A small town, located anywhere where white trash kids live and play lacrosse and football in the summer and skiing in the winter or buck-tooth farmer kids drive tractors to school. After school the white trash cool kids go into town and act gangsta because they think they're beast. Non-locals just laugh their asses off. Nothing good comes from living in Cazenovia, you'll turn preppy and obnoxious JUST LIKE ME. :D

To live in Cazenovia you must either be white trash or drive a tractor to school. There is no in between.
Wow, he's white trash and ba because he's from Cazenovia, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.
Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."
by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007
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canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.
I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!
by zoey April 25, 2004
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Cason

death wagon. like the ones they used in the oregon trail days.
tim died and paw put him in the cason.
by woola July 5, 2008
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Canon

Canon is the most amazing guy. He’s very funny, but can also be hurt on the inside too. he acts like it’s okay, but it may not be. Canon is a guy worth caring and giving your life for. he’s the sweetest person every, and is incredibly good-looking.
girl 1: “Ugh, Canon is so adorable...”
girl 2: “please stop. Canon is mine and he’s amazing, i thought i should let you know that before anything happens.”
girl 1: “good luck!”
by meme meme emerged September 28, 2017
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