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1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles
1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!
Capon by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009
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a gay rooster with no nuts
"im gonna make a capon outta you!"
Capon by Keatz October 7, 2004
/ˈkeɪp(ə)n/
noun
A cock without balls, i.e. unpleasant, annoying, overconfident male who actually has no real courage.
That capon thinks he's the shit, but just punch him in the face and he'll leave you alone.

That damn capon's whipped. His woman won't even let him out for a drink.
capon by fist of legend April 18, 2011
Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."
Capon by BeastlyR April 10, 2013
CAPON {KAY - PON}: Slang term reference the status of a costumed super hero when in uniform and on duty
Yes Commissioner, Batman's current status is CAPON. He's currently enroute to Arkham to deal with the situation.
Capon by Androlian February 15, 2014

Capon Sun 

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".
Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...
Capon Sun by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
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