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Calvin and lois

W relationship.

Freind: y’all’s relationship is the best.
Freind 2: yea your a real Calvin and lois
You guys are such Calvin and lois’s
by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023
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Calvin

A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.

He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills
by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023
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Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023
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Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls
by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023
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Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023
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calvinflaccid

A huge 4 inch wild calvin cock
Calvin Bob Trapp is in possession of a calvinflaccid
by pphardknockerwood August 31, 2023
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Calvinigration

Traveling afar to gain great experiences and profound insights but having to move in with 3 roomates (by Emilie)
I did calvinigration and now I have to move to another apartment
by Nederlands07 July 17, 2024
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