Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

Carlsbad High School

A school that is as diverse as a bowl of fruit loops :)

Carlsbad high school:
We aren't a school full of rich, white surfers who aspire to be nothing

by runlolorun April 13, 2010

curled

When someone tries to tell you off and you come up with a good comeback. burned Told

Person A: You are sooo ugly
Person B: Well I'm not as ugly as your momma
Audience: Oooo Curled!

by Dorothy (Kanapaha) December 14, 2008

San Antonio Curly Fry

when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls

I San Antonio Curly Fry'd that bitch

by balls364637 March 24, 2010

Tucker Carlson

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

carlsbad

See: Wannabe Laguna Beach

Two guys in Carlsbad

Guy: "I'm so drunk...let's ditch and go to the beach...and surf."
Guy 2: "Dude, weren't you just drinking O'Douls?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I'm so crunnnnnnked."
Guy 2: "O'Douls doesn't have alcohol in it man."
Guy: "So that's why my parents don't drink it."
Guy 2: "Do your parents care that you ditch?"
Guy: "So what if they do? What're they gunna do? Take away my Escalade for the weekend?"

by Caite December 28, 2005

curley

The act of pleasuring yourself to the thought of sticking your entire head inside of a rhino's vagina while also playing the piano.

Dude i totally had a (Curley) session with your mom

by wereu@ July 5, 2011