The Caesar

When you stab a sexual partner 23 times (the amount of times Julius Caesar was allegedly stabbed by his conspirators) but with your penis not a knife. Also none of the thrusts are into an orifice or sexual in their nature. This is an immature yet hilarious act to carry out, usually when drunk.

God Alex pissed me off last night - he came back from the pub and woke me up by doing the Caesar all over my back and arms when really I was hoping he’d wake me up for sex. Then he laughed himself to sleep about it. He’s such a jerk.

by Dixieland grandad haver January 12, 2019

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Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

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Czarek/Cezary

Really cool little guy

he's always lookin good and has to have curly hair and a gray beard but only a small one
he must be twelve years young even if he's fr seventeen years aged

always loves lego and cars

a literal petrol head
cleverclogs innit fam

shpeewkolot
fr brup

hot asf as u do

omg wat a hottie he must be czarek

omg he got 100% in all his lessons it must be cezary lolsies

czarek/cezary

by intercomman February 2, 2022

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power of caesar

Hand gesture in which all fingers in one hand are curled down as if holding a cd in hand. Indicates that something incredible has happened, that could only occur through the "power of caesar" as in Julius Caesar, Caesar Chavez, and other various Caesars.

guy 1 -trips but somehow does a somersault-
guy 2 -hand gesture- Power of Caesar!!

by fifi1234569764 October 31, 2010

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