Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

by ThatsGottaHurt August 31, 2016

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

Bumper of beer

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.

Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?

by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022