Una Bummer

some one who likes a nice pink arse and balls with no hair on them (a paedophile).
hey lets batter the shit out of that una bummer for the school assembley
by clarkycat September 09, 2009
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Fence Vole

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults
by clarkycat September 09, 2009
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Free Willy

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!
by clarkycat September 09, 2009
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Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.
I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!
by clarkycat September 09, 2009
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chimney bottler

you know that caretaker? hes a right chimney bottler
by clarkycat September 09, 2009
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