Definitions by clarkycat

Two Pinned Inplug 

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

Two Pinned Inplug by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Una Bummer 

some one who likes a nice pink arse and balls with no hair on them (a paedophile).

hey lets batter the shit out of that una bummer for the school assembley

Una Bummer by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Fence Vole 

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

Fence Vole by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Free Willy 

slang term for a paedophile

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!

Free Willy by clarkycat September 9, 2009

chimney bottler 

slang term for paedophile

you know that caretaker? hes a right chimney bottler

chimney bottler by clarkycat September 9, 2009