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The Bulgarian Cock

This is when a man pisses during a blow job, the woman has the right to bite down on said cock, then as a result flees to Bulgaria to escape attempted murder charges.
Some chick: I moved to Bulgaria after doing The Bulgarian Cock.
by FaZe Relic August 4, 2018
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Bulgarian Thanksgiving

When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.

Serves 4-6.
Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?

Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.

Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!

Studio Audience: AWWWWW!
by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010
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Bulgarian Brown Sugar

Getting a super high by snorting a fat line of freshly picked dingleberries
Andy- Yo dude, wanna do some bulgarian brown sugar?
Josh- Yeah duuuude lets get fucked up!
by A Burgess January 2, 2013
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Bulgarian Throat Slam

A usually frowned upon form of sexual intercourse where the penis is inserted into the hole cut into a severe smoker's throat to ease breathing.
Dude, you should totally Bulgarian throat slam her!
by AlexP64 December 9, 2010
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Belma vila

by Very ice July 3, 2019
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Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.
No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.
by retardsonmeth June 10, 2007
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Bulgaria

The country that invented the first Computer, the Cyrillic Alphabet, the first digital watch, and the Ferris Wheel (among others).
A: Who invented the first Computer?

B: Bulgaria.
by Tisho-Y July 19, 2019
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