Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...
Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
The single most influential artist on rock 'n' roll history. Songs range in topic from political protest songs like Born in the USA and The Ghost of Tom Joad to love lost songs like Backstreets to fun party songs like Ramrod. Instantly recognizable voice and music. Simply amazing. Some narrow-minded people don't like Bruce because they don't agree with his politics and let that get in the way of enjoying his music.
Main inspirations for Bruce, AKA "The Boss": Woodie Guthrie, Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, the Beetles.
A beer cocktail made by adding a shot of Meaghers apricot brandy to a glass of beer.
Simanto: I'd pay 20 scoots for a Bruce Springsteen right now.
GWAR: I know, I ain't leavin' 'til I gets me the best beer cocktail ever.
Simanto: Stop talking like a fag GWAR.