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Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
Bruce by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011

bruce campbell 

Evil dead 1,2 and army of darcknees wrote a book chin to rule the world wat more is there 2 say
bruce campbell has a chin to rule the world
bruce campbell by biggame September 28, 2005

Bruce Springsteen 

The single most influential artist on rock 'n' roll history. Songs range in topic from political protest songs like Born in the USA and The Ghost of Tom Joad to love lost songs like Backstreets to fun party songs like Ramrod. Instantly recognizable voice and music. Simply amazing. Some narrow-minded people don't like Bruce because they don't agree with his politics and let that get in the way of enjoying his music.

Main inspirations for Bruce, AKA "The Boss": Woodie Guthrie, Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, the Beetles.
"So, what is Bruce Springsteen 's best album?"

"I would say Darkness on the Edge of Town."

"Best song?"

"Something in the Night, Factory, Candy's Room, Prove it all Night, Downbound Train, Last to Die, Jungleland, Lost in the Flood... take your pick."
What up Bruce, "Hey Bruce, what you up to"
Bruce by 415KneightRidah January 15, 2009

Bruce Springsteen 

A beer cocktail made by adding a shot of Meaghers apricot brandy to a glass of beer.
Simanto: I'd pay 20 scoots for a Bruce Springsteen right now.
GWAR: I know, I ain't leavin' 'til I gets me the best beer cocktail ever.
Simanto: Stop talking like a fag GWAR.
Bruce Springsteen by lord_gold September 27, 2008

joseph bruce 

The real name of rapper Violent J from the infamous rap group, the Insane Clown Posse, one of the greatest rap groups pf all fuckin time
"Hey, man your joseph bruce, the original juggalo"
joseph bruce by TheIrishRiddler January 24, 2009