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Cream Beetweens

My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.
Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?
by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022
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eye-a-beetus

diabetes of the eyes
a condition caused by an overload of eyecandy.
-"He's hot."
-"Yeah he's givin' me eye-a-beetus!"
by izzyyt July 26, 2010
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Big Biggity Beetle Bitch

When a nigga is such a bitch that his bitch matter has formed into a chytin shell around his body, turning him into a beetle bitch.
"Aye bro, you're trash at fortnite." - big biggity beetle bitch
"Why you gotta be such a big biggity beetle bitch all the time?" - niggato
by ll_akira_ll November 9, 2018
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Beetle Finger

A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.
Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!
by Salixx August 25, 2011
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Begetarian

bej-i-tair-ee-uhn

-noun
1. a vegetarian who eats bacon.
adjective
2. of or pertaining to begetarianism or begetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
4. consisting solely of vegetables and bacon
-synonyms
beggie, bacontarian
I didn't realize that Denise was a begetarian until she added bacon to her kale soup.
by PerturbedLizard May 9, 2010
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Beetleweed

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008
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turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.
as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.
by Rajpal May 13, 2005
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