butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018

BatterFang

An Urban Legend known as a Pure Black Cat that wags its tail & actually thinks it is a Dog

My Cat CID SIDESTEP is the ultimate & true definition of a BatterFang.

by ChaosAboundZ October 24, 2019

blathering

A meeting with a number of attendees that blather on and on.

I had a meeting this morning, but it turned into a blathering.

by chickasaw September 2, 2020

Butlering

Single handedly Carrying a group to unlikely success with a combination of mental strength, leadership and work ethic.

The way he keeps Butlering this ragtag team of injured has-beens through the playoffs is incredible.

by NotMayorRwood October 10, 2020

Batting

To text vigorously with someone.

Used by local kids When someone does texting with a person all the time.

He: John is texting with her all the day
Me: No, He is batting with her.

by drake4004 February 19, 2021

Batteries

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight

Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller

by Mineboi99 May 19, 2021

Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021