side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and sqwat.

"I'll have a chicken parm with a side burrio please."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 18, 2017

secret burrito

A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.

We went to the bars and stopped for secret burritos on our way home. Don’t tell Chad.

by the 20th crime June 15, 2021

Flavoring the burrito

Gerund phrase: when one is in bed and wraps him or herself in covers or a zipped-up sleeping bag and then proceeds to rip ass.

When sharing a bed with a sexy lady after a long night of drinking, flavoring the burrito instead of sharing a blanket could help get Jace a second date.

by Shreadhead February 6, 2014

Ass-to-Ass Burrito

A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.

"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."

by MollyJen420swag May 29, 2014

Dollar Dick Burrito

A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!

Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!

by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015

borritos

anotther word for marijuana

yo man we had some good borritos last night hoorah

by Porkbaby October 22, 2007

California Burrito

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by nunnyo January 12, 2013