Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.

"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008

weed-burp

n. A release of pressure from the smoke infested lungs one second after you exhale.

v. Weed-burping, weed-burped, etc.

p.s.
trying saying we were weed-burping blitzed.

Fuck, did you see donny's weed-burp? I thought he was gonna choke.

by stekbagga, bhancz inc. May 18, 2006

speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.

by raucous May 7, 2004

The Burns

After eating a significant amount of hot peppers, excretion entails burning of the anus.

"I ate so many shipka peppers; I got the burns like crazy!"

"My ass is on fire from the burns!"

by JUICE CLUB February 12, 2006

Burp

The sexiest and most amazing things boys can do!

"Wow, Chris is so sexy when he burps! I love him so much"

by Goddess1600 May 31, 2018

Mr. Burns

When a girl is going down on you whilst cupping your balls and when you come, she "twingles" her fingers and murmurs "eeexxxxcccceeeellllllleeennnnttt..."

I got a Mr. Burns from some broad last night but her arthritis prevented it from true excellence...

by Your Stepma January 13, 2011

Burpie

In sports a physical fitness activity.

To experience a burpie,start off with feet together in a wide bent over hands on the ground position, kick your legs back behind you,(so it looks like you are going to do a push up), being them back forward to your starting position, then stand up, jump and reach for the sky. Repeat

by Kidagakash August 12, 2006