Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

biscuit wheels

A PERSON WHO'S GOT IT EASY
RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN ON BISCUIT WHEELS

Riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels

by SEAN K January 31, 2014

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014

Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards

If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.

by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.

Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.

by Pseudonym:Moose July 28, 2016

Biscuit down a hallway

In this fun phrase the biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents a homosexual male's enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anal walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway.

by Leviethan July 25, 2016