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Ashton

A fucking ass hole that is a huge simp for Maddies or Madisons. Maddies he prefers tend to have brown medium hair hazel eyes about 5, 4 or 5, 5 and is very thicc. Ashton is a HUGE narcissist and tends to think hes lived by all when everyone talks behind his back and hates him. Tends to fail at asking Maddies out just like he fails every test. While asking maddies out, he tends to put his hand in his pants for an extra boost of confidence.
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
Oh there's Ashton, let me go kill myself.
by Selenathehoe May 5, 2020
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Is a fat asshole who can’t do a single thing right
Man that dude is such a Ashton
by Thekiller246 June 2, 2020
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A annoying girl with no sense of humor or friends. She is normally ran over and back stabbed.
Girl: Hey have you met that Ashton girl?
Boy: Ew no why would I ?!
by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020
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Fat bitch, who plays victim while fucking 10 other guys while saying she loves you. Her natural habitat is in the McDonald’s drive through or in a randoms bed fucking for a place to sleep. Beware of this fat bitch she tends to use her racist daddy who is a Sheriff to get you charged and harassed. You want to stay away, while thinking you’re fucking for free you’re not and should get checked for stds fast
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Ashton gaulter is a tire biter
by Joey Joseph John June 15, 2020
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Ashton Bohem

hes so hot
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its ashton bohem
by Izzyluvs ashton July 9, 2022
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A man who has such a microscopic penis that Asian men mistake it for a grain of rice
Wing Wong Says: Mhhh that grain of rice looks like Ashton's Penis
by hhhheeeheheh July 25, 2022
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