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Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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Apple Indian

Used to refer to a North American Indian who thinks like or supports white people ( red on the outside, white on the inside). The equivalent of one black calling another an "Oreo"
"Johnny Two Bears - is such an Apple Indian. He hasn't shown up at our blockade of the housing development for at least 2 weeks.
by Whiteeyes July 16, 2009
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Apple iPad

The crappiest product that Apple has shitted out to date.

It's like a giant iPhone except it doesn't have a phone or 3G.

It's supposed to be the "Netbook killer" but it doesn't even MULTITASK! But it sure as hell costs DOUBLE.

It doesn't even have a freaking webcam!

And how much does this piece of shit cost? $499 FOR 16GB!

SIXTEEN FUCKING GIGABYTES!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

Oh, but you can expect stupid Apple fanboys to rush to their nearest Apple Store to purchase this useless device because after all, IT'S FROM APPLE! IT'S GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK COOL AND HIP!

Tell me Apple fanboys, how does Steve Job's cock taste like?

Fuck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage.

And don't even get me started on the goddamn name.

"iPad". For fuck's sake. It sounds like a brand of tampons.
The Apple iPad won't be worth buying until it can store at least a terabyte of menstrual blood.
by Hurp Derp January 27, 2010
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applebottom

A juicy, round, sweet "rear-end" or buttox (usually female) that carries an uncanny resemblance to an "apple."
Now that's a juicy <i>applebottom</i>!
by KingBorn360-MW August 7, 2006
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Apple

the makers of the finest and most expensive paperweights in the world.
1:"Dude, I just got a Apple iMac!"
2:"Why?"
1:"The airflow through my room makes all my papers fly around...now it won't!"
by TehTruth1 October 7, 2006
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slimy apple

A slimy apple is when you shove an apple up a very horny girl's vagina, and then pull it out and do hits of marijuana out of it.
Dude, did you see how horny that girl is?

I know, i'm about to give that bitch a slimy apple.
by P.I.M.P.in' all ova the world February 7, 2010
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applectomy

A medical condition in which prolonged usage of Apple technology results in degenerative brain diseases. Applectomy is subsequently branched into a wide variety of symptomatic illnesses based on the level and type of exposure to Apple products.

Decreased Motor Cortex Stimulation: Prolonged usage of Apple's touch screen technology will result in the degeneration of the motor cortex. Resulting in a loss of fine motor skills and overall finger dexterity needed to finely manipulate items. Items such as a keyboard.

Appsosis: A debilitating mental illness brought about by chronic exposure to the Apple iPhone's third party applications causes dementia and neurosis among patients overly engrossed into their recently purchased "app".

I-Form Dyslexia: A learning disability that stems from habitual usage of Apple's "i" products i.e "iPod", "iPhone", "iMovie". Patients begin to refer to objects with the prefix lowercase "i". Referring to a pet dog as "iDog" or a friend as an "iFriend" is a sign of I-Form Dyslexia
Jim: Hey Sarah how are you doing today?

Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*

Jim: Sarah please stop using your iPhone, Please! Your family needs you...

Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*

Doctor: I'm sorry Jim but she's suffering from late stage applectomy. Her brain has atrophied from prolonged use of her iPhone.

Jim: God no....
by Define Me! March 21, 2009
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