Applause coming from apple geeks, found at any Apple Device launch party, who are so infatuated with Steve Jobs that they will overlook the supposed credentials of the new device and just clap hysterically at the mere mention of Jobs's name.
Man, that apple-ause at the launch party for the ipad was sickening. Those apple geeks were going nuts over an over-sized ipod touch just because Steve Jobs was holding it.
by mrincognito September 10, 2010
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Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014
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A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.
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Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.
Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.
Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!
Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!
Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!
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Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
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