king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

african car alarm

A car that has lethal anti-theft deterrents. Like flamethrowers, shotguns, and poisoned needles.

Watch out man that jeep might have an african car alarm.

by Blimpstick October 5, 2017

pulling my fire alarm

the female version of "busting a nut"

he was really pulling my fire alarm last night

by asian244 April 13, 2020

Rating EAS Alarms

A 2021 trend which involves different EAS sounds from different countries,and people rate them by how scary they are.

Jack: Ayo,have you seen the new trend?
Jane: Oh,you mean Rating EAS Alarms,yea i seen it. How did it blow up?
Jack: how tf would i know

by QuarksbyLC August 29, 2021

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

5AM Alarm

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.

Maybe because she just gave me a 5AM Alarm!

by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010

Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.

"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"

by Trogdog April 8, 2010