Sir John Barleycorn
Sir John Barleycorn by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020
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Slobbery Long John
Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".
After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
Slobbery Long John by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009
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Sir Louis John Howard
Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
Sir Louis John Howard by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021
The Matty John
The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.
The Matty John by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022
Jibbly John on the Half Shell
The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.
I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011
Greasy John
Greasy John by Goofygoober6969 September 11, 2018