Drippy John 

Possibly, and most "likely," the drippiest person on earth, Also known previously as, "Big John," "Drippy Licky Sticky Thicky Grippy John." He's probably one of the, and most definitely, the nicest person on the planet. Visit our website, drippyjohn.godaddysites.com , , , Copyright 2022, All rights reserved to "Drippy John."

"Have you ever met Drippy John?"
"No, who's that?"
"Wow you're a fucking loser if you haven't met Drippy Grippy John."

Drippy John by Sat_rday September 9, 2022

prank him john 

Don’t get pranked by John

John “yo look who fell asleep first “

Joe “ prank him John !”

John” hehe you already know “

-John licks lips and face gets Serious-

-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-

Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO

prank him john by Prank him John August 26, 2021

king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢

king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE

king john school by inadequate’k June 13, 2019

Humming John 

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.

1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.

Humming John by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012

Detective John Kimble 

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

Detective John Kimble by Browndown August 10, 2003

jiggle the john 

For a man to shake his dick after he pees to stop the dripping

little girl- dad what do you do after you pee
Dad-us men need to jiggle the john

jiggle the john by big guy June 21, 2015

The John Scale 

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.

Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"

The John Scale by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013