fanny fart 

when your fannys so moist and it just claps like the circus and smells like sushi cheap sticks

jack: "i think aimee fanny farted"

lee: "its a stinker alright mate"

fanny fart by bossman666 October 7, 2019

Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.

"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."

Fuck in the Fart by CockCousteau October 23, 2012

caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.

With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

caught between the fart and the shit by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Pony express (fart) 

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.

My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.

Pony express (fart) by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015

Naked Ass Fart 

When someone pulls down their pants, bends over, spreads there butt cheeks apart in front of there friends. At that precise moment they fart so there friends can see there asshole move as the fart releases.

On the tee box I hollered hey look. As my friends turned around , they got a good look of a Naked Ass Fart.

Naked Ass Fart by S.Dukes April 19, 2018

Pickle Bitch Fart Cake 

When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.

“Hey you gonna bang Sara this week?” “Nah man she pickle bitch fart caked”

Pickle Bitch Fart Cake by FaffyEnderman March 4, 2020

Do not trust fart 

The DO NOT TRUST FART are questionable farts that is usually associated with diarrhea , questionable in the sense of whether or not the fart should be retained or not? the fart that you make sure you purdge out very slowly so you don't have to keep sending someone out to get you new clothes kinda fart. Prequal to a shart

From a friend to a friend I must say your ass gas is sounding wet I hope you don't end up getting a case of do not trust farts

Do not trust fart by N.R.B. June 7, 2020