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Jack and jill

A hilarious comedy starring Adam sandler a very funny man who plays a man and a woman jack and jill
by Bjaggi mix November 7, 2019
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jack maynard

i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.
girl one: who’s jack maynard?

girl two: who?

girl three: idk her
by karen-likes-cheese December 27, 2017
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Jack in a Box

by DirtyRed October 31, 2017
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Jack the Ripper

Choking a girl while shoving your whole hand in her pussy like a glove.
The culprit walked up on a prostitute in an alleyway and gave her the Jack the Ripper.
by demi-dono February 3, 2021
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lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.
My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.
by Mr.Malice December 28, 2005
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cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.
My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.
by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008
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Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
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