Douche

Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.

Harris is such a douche!

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024

Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.

Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.

by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 7, 2024

douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023

Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.

Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.

by Big Dryp December 12, 2023

Douche Mannequin

that hip new age guy that just built a new house down the street and has a tesla. but no local job in the area and out to take a mile. usually seen tryna hit that grind by using the locals for their services.

that douche mannequin is a lazy bastard. lets go raid his settlement.

by Dud Dudlee January 3, 2024

Douche Fart

see also "Rolling Coal"

Hey Jim, your truck let out a douche fart.

by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024

Douché

A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.

Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."

by CamTiki January 14, 2024