attend

Turn up, unless you weren't invited then you swash in

I attended a brew meet, but my mate swashed in...which didn't help because I was trying to chirpse his cousin

attend by Rucop August 29, 2017

Attempted 

A short way of saying someone failed a suicide attempt

Usually used by the person who made the attempt but not always.

Person a: I haven’t seen Cassie in school lately

Person b: yeah, she attempted two weeks ago.

Attempted by Meme huntress December 8, 2018

web attack 

You nut in your hand and procede to fling it in your partners face, all while yelling web attack.

I totally web attacked your sister last night

web attack by Thedirtiestsanchez October 28, 2006

Board Attack 

A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

Board Attack by Syriano September 17, 2014

Crack Attack 

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

Crack Attack by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

shark attack 

it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth

"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"

shark attack by oerotoast August 17, 2018

Game Attack 

The YouTube/Twitch channel with literally the greatest community on the internet. Live on Twitch at 10:30am CT, 4pm CT, and 9pm CT. New videos on YouTube on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Game Attack is the home of the greatest community on the internet.

Game Attack by Kierszhmeister September 11, 2018