shit rover

Someone who will not take a shit on the floor in which they work, so they will visit other floors within the building to take a shit at work

Person doesn't want to take a shit on the same floor as his colleagues so they will go down a floor, or 2 to use the bathroom there when they need to take a shit at work.

Just caught a shit Rover in the Bathroom

by Moss_c September 10, 2013

Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

tity-shit

when you poop from your nipple or poop on someones nipple

dylan pooped on katherines nipple and she hit him in the face for giveing her a tity-shit

by dmackdacrack January 1, 2014

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al August 26, 2013

Serious shit

Shit that’s serious

Bro this some serious Shit

by King ADG October 9, 2020

Aye Shit

Approval of something shown or something done usually said when someone is stoned or to lazy to give a real response

Or when music is Boppin the person will yell "AYE SHIT! THIS SHIT BAPPIN"

1: I brought some weed
2: Aye shit

or

1: I'm gonna do a back flip

2: Aye shit

by The anonymous Dank meme lord May 1, 2019