stirrin the beans
stirrin the beans by Beanstirrer April 22, 2017
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Fingering the Beans
The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
Fingering the Beans by Dogler July 27, 2017
boils my beans
boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
boils my beans by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018
Cool Pepe Beans
The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong
You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"
Cool Pepe Beans by Pepeniggabeans69 June 29, 2019
Mexican Jelly Beans
Mexican Jelly Beans by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020