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Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.
You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad
by Miguel Sanitarium December 14, 2020
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Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival
It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now
by Miguel Sanitarium December 14, 2020
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