eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009

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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 February 04, 2016

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(Noun) an individual of the human race's anus or butt hole or asshole

by Zachary England May 10, 2006

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to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high

sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia

by robdog073191 May 05, 2005

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Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

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While in the act of mooning, one spreads his butt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like butt hole.

I eye of the tornadoed my friend Stephen.

by isaac May 08, 2003

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Brown eyed people who are insecure about their boring eyes claim to have hazel eyes in a desperate attempt to be different.

" I totally have hazel eyes and not brown eyes"

by foofung November 18, 2019

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