Tornadoed

The past tense of a tornado.

It tornadoed a few days ago.

by Mrs. Peacock June 30, 2025

Tornadoed

The past tense of a tornado.

It tornadoed a few days ago.

by Mrs. Peacock June 30, 2025

Tornadoed

The past tense of a tornado.

It tornadoed a few days ago.

by Mrs. Peacock June 30, 2025

Getting Tornadoed

Snorting speed while getting blown by a mime.

Man I can’t wait to be getting tornadoed at tonight’s holloween party.

by Grandmasthetits October 31, 2019

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011