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Slappy-cakes 

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.
My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.
Slappy-cakes by Mojuwon November 3, 2012
Related Words
A cakewalk is a traditional African American form of music and dance which originated among slaves in the US South. A cake, or slices of cake, were offered as prizes for the best dancers — a rare treat during slavery — giving the dance its name.

Cakewalk music is generally more animated than a march, but contains less syncopation than a true rag. The format was designed to accompany a popular high-stepping dance of the day. An evening of cakewalk dance was typically a great social gathering, at which all in attendance wore their finest and brought their canes or umbrellas, which were used as an accessory of the dance. The winner of the dance contest literally was awarded a cake as a prize.
Alabama Dream(1899) by George D. Barnard is a cakewalk.
cakewalk by ragtimebudddy August 20, 2006

Cakefart 

Noun: Something that is bittersweet, or contains both good and bad.
E.g: Breaking up with my boyfriend was kind of a cakefart, because he was nice, but he was kind of a douche too.

E.g. I totally made a cakefart when I decided to eat McDonald's last night. It was so yummy but now I' kinda fat.

E.g.: Sarah Jessica Parker totally cakefarts on society because she's kind of hot, but she's got a fugly face.
Cakefart by PoojaPooja February 14, 2009

Hot Cakes 

The powder a fat person puts on in the creases of their body. When it gets hot and sweaty, it becomes a hot cake. UMMM!
It's so hot out I'm making hot cakes under my boobs!

You can see her hot cakes on her back through her tube top.
Hot Cakes by MKWACJL@25 July 8, 2010

gettin' cakes 

-if you're hookin-up with a girl or getting some pussy, youre gettin cakes
-it can be used in past, present and future tense:

-past tense: i got cakes

-present tense: im gettin cakes

-future tense: im gunna try to get some cakes tonight
i was gettin' cakes from this girl
yo bro, did you get any cakes at the party last night?
im tryin to get some cakes from your sister
gettin' cakes by mizzohl September 1, 2010

Cakeasm. 

When one, usually an obese one, has an orgasm over cake.
1: you heard that fat chick over there
2: yeah shes having a cakeasm.
Cakeasm. by LinzNerd January 24, 2009