Chest slapper 

Derogatory word for a mentally challenged person. Also insult to dumb ass friends.

See Tom over there, he's such a chest slapper.

Chest slapper by lilmisstoot August 25, 2011

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

Taffy Slapped by manitoo137 September 27, 2011

Nun Slapped 

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

Nun Slapped by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

Scissor Slapping by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

Ass slapping April

ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN

Ass slapping April the best month of the year

Ass slapping April by Shag you November 26, 2020

mississippi potato slapper 

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

mississippi potato slapper by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

Double fisted thigh slapper 

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

Double fisted thigh slapper by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019