hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

cafe brown eye

(Noun) an individual of the human race's anus or butt hole or asshole

I'm itching Steve.
Where Kevin?
At Cafe Brown Eye!

by Zachary England May 17, 2006

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

eye's like a chinese

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high

sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Ey up me duck

A friendly greeting, often used in Nottinghamshire, which can leave people not from the Midlands a bit puzzled the first time they hear it.

“Ey up me duck, y’alreet?” (Hello, are you well?)
“Aye, grand. Y’rsel’?” (Yes, I’m fine. How are you?)

by AKACroatalin May 31, 2015

Hazel eyes

Brown eyed people who are insecure about their boring eyes claim to have hazel eyes in a desperate attempt to be different.

" I totally have hazel eyes and not brown eyes"

by foofung November 18, 2019

eye of the tornado

While in the act of mooning, one spreads his butt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like butt hole.

I eye of the tornadoed my friend Stephen.

by isaac May 7, 2003