teach a man to fish saying 

something someone named leo can’t stop saying

the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn

teach a man to fish saying by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022

alek david fish 

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

alek david fish by gulmworder August 28, 2022

A Carter Fish 

A big juicy daddy use for sucking balls.

I am like a Carter fish

A Carter Fish by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022

Lamb and tuna fish 

A mixture of cocaine xanax and percocet. Alcohol is also included

Freddy: hey want some lamb and tuna fish?
Trey: hell yeah, either that or I'll just piss on my balls

Lamb and tuna fish by Dickeyboy394 October 3, 2022

hung like a fish 

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

hung like a fish by preston1234 January 6, 2023

Paying to paint the fish 

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

Paying to paint the fish by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish 

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023