man is shit

When yuh man horning yuh, hurting yuh, making yuh cry all de damn time, dunno how to fucking treat yuh right, cyah fuck yuh good, etc, you will use the term "Man is shit" this term will usually be used to describe benedicts man.

"You know Kyle horn me?Man is shit"

by idk.n.idc October 11, 2020

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

shit hustle

The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.

Josh: My stomach feels funny.

Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.

Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!

by ih5365 July 22, 2012

shit the pot

when someone messes something up or ruins it. blows it.

Hey man, you get the deal done today? Nah man, he really shit the pot with that presentation.
They shit the pot, and blew the lead.

by pigajr July 30, 2012

Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al August 26, 2013

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013

shit rover

Someone who will not take a shit on the floor in which they work, so they will visit other floors within the building to take a shit at work

Person doesn't want to take a shit on the same floor as his colleagues so they will go down a floor, or 2 to use the bathroom there when they need to take a shit at work.

Just caught a shit Rover in the Bathroom

by Moss_c September 10, 2013