Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

Dick Waffle by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

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dick gummy

a game played by two or more gay men where the onject of the game is too see who will lose a boner first. The men first stand in a circle and whip out their cock and try to get a boner, whomst ever loses the boner first will be declared the "straight dick gummy" for at least a week.

gay man 1: YOU GUYS TRYNA PLAY DICK GUMMY?
gay man 2: YOU KNOW IT (winks)

dick gummy by @sucks.at.life June 20, 2018

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Dick muffler

When you shove your dick into a muffler of a running car and let the exhaust go into your the hole in your penis.

One time I had my side hoe perform a dick muffler on me and my dick was brownish black and throbbing for the next week or two

Dick muffler by Randy Leavitt June 26, 2018

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dick karma

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.

“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”

dick karma by Melissawithallthegooddickkarma July 10, 2018