wooded

Verb.

To be ignored relentlessly; to be invited to an event in an ambiguous or amorphous way

“Are you going to Mike’s birthday?”
“I’m not sure if I’ve been invited. His wife mentioned something but I think I’m getting wooded”

“I’ve been messaging him for weeks to try and meet up but he just won’t answer. I think I’ve been wooded”

by milllllpete March 13, 2026

woodyido

(noun) /ˈwʊd.i.aɪ.du /

A polymathic archetype characterized by deep-rooted knowledge, creative synthesis, and the instinct to build, shape, and materialize diverse ideas into tangible realities.

Every generation has its own woodyido, someone who embodies art, science, and spirit in equal measure.

by Streetstalk July 16, 2025

Woodforest

A place in Texas where you think it's a nice and safe place but in reality the rebellious crazy teens run it with their golf carts and jeeps.

Terry : I'm gonna move to Woodforest it looks safe!
Oliver : idc really just stay away from the teens

by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

woodshed

See bikeshed: topics which have never recieved concensus and are likely to generate side-discussions and flames unless all participants are well-read on all the past history

Tom wanted to solve the world problems but everybody kept talking about something like woodshed

by frankscaramucci August 12, 2025

Woody Psychosis

Constantly nagging about someone who you hate to a friend.

Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.

Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!

by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025

Wooden railway flying scotsman

holy shit that motherfucker is more expensive than a nintendo switch 2 game

Dumbass: holy shit i bought a wooden railway flying scotsman

Butthead: what the fuck i asked for 66 condoms not that

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

woodford

a really good dog

yo thats my woodford

by not scary dog October 4, 2025