Woodford

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A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.

Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.

Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.

Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.

Stay away if you know what's good for you!

"What's that place called?"
"Woodford"
"Never heard of it. Looks crap"

Woodford by Dolly Cheesebiscuit October 16, 2008

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Woodford

An annoying twat who has a huge ego.

"Who that annoying twat over there?"
"Oh, that's Woodford."

Woodford by Jackandmilo January 21, 2023

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woodford

a really good dog

yo thats my woodford

woodford by not scary dog October 4, 2025

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Woodford county high school

Woodford County High School is a grammar school for girls. However girls from there tend to be very road and wouldn’t seem smart at first glance. Also they have the weirdest secondary school uniforms ever.

Other school kid on bus: Loool look at those Woodford County High School kids with their stripes shirts’

Woodford county high school by Anonolena February 5, 2019

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woodford county high school for girls

They're all weed addicts and depressed as fuck. Year 7-9 is hella ugly but in year 10-13, you can find the prettiest girls. Asian glow-ups are elite. They seem smart but actually have no fucking clue what they're doing. They wear the ugliest uniform and take the weirdest subjects like Latin.

a: why is that girl crying?
b: oh she's just a woodford county high student
a: what's that ugly stripy uniform
b: it's for woodford county high school for girls

woodford county high school for girls by corneliastreet November 10, 2020

Woodford County High School

A school full of gay asian nerds

Look, there goes someone from Woodford County High School

Woodford County High School by Lollypoprover April 7, 2019

Woodford County Highschool

A pretty dodgy ‘all girls’ grammar school. All the students are either nerds, mentally unstable, gay or transgender (many of them are multiple of these. A majority of the people are POC (predominantly Asian) but the white people seem to band together 🤨 . The expectations are high but lots of the kids act stupid and are wannabe chavs. We have barely any GCSE options and the subjects we do have are odd (Latin). One of the only London schools where you will probably fail R.S GCSE. Also our uniform is so manky, it’s actually embarrassing for the school.

Me: I go to Woodford County HighSchool
My trinity friend: Damn

Woodford County Highschool by JTisthere February 4, 2022

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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