Dasani Water 

Pure shit

Dasani water is shit

Dasani Water by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Albanian Water Bottle 

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

Albanian Water Bottle by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

bobi water

she is nice and materialistic and is an adventurous girl yuppity yup yup also pls buy my plt cart

bobi water drank some of the water over there

bobi water by bobi water February 7, 2023

School water 

A POLLUTED dirty water that schools use 2 punish kids 4 forgetting to bring their own water.

Person 1: Damn I really hate that water from the school's water fountain!
Person 2: Bro I heard a rumor that they put makeup remover in there!!
Person 1: So school water fountains are just nasty structures that contain liquid poison...

Person 2: Yeah probably...

School water by THAT_GIRL_CALUDA!!! February 8, 2023

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

Portland Water Donation by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Glay Water 

Another word for pre cum

Bro you don't know what's glay water?

Glay Water by Nivlim February 14, 2023

Talluscan water slide

When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants

Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide

Talluscan water slide by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023