Definitions by SassySalmon93

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

Portland Water Donation by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Tequila Jade 

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

Tequila Jade by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

Pulling an Ann Marie 

When you decide to get engaged after less than a month of dating.

Man 1: Did you hear Rachel is Engaged to Bristow!? They've only been dating 3 weeks

Man 2: Wow, she's really pulling an Ann Marie.

Pulling an Ann Marie by SassySalmon93 June 18, 2020