the king 

ruler of gardenia, with limited access to o'mannys. lost a few dogs, but never a pussy.

nigga the king done punched your ass for cooking up all the cornish hens.

the king by butt2006 September 16, 2008

scoutzknivez king 

One who surpasses all in the Counter-Strike custom map, scoutzknivez.

kwAlity killed MG | Skyerus with scout

Kenneth: scoutzknivez king
Julian (kwAlity): yep

scoutzknivez king by Kenneth B. April 5, 2005

cum king (queen) 

A cum king is a man or woman who demonstrates the ability to cum and be cummed on more than the average person according to a study by the University of California.

Hello, are you a cum king (queen)?

Yes. I am a cum king because I have cummed and been cummed on fairly frequently in my lifetime.

cum king (queen) by KumKing April 22, 2011

Super Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast King Ocho God 

Super Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast King Ocho God's are superior beings by the names of Josh, Nathan, and Matthew. These three were given their powers by the original Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast Kings. Their names are Steve, Ricky, and Hoo Wan. These three were given their powers by god himself. Katie Parsons is not allowed to be a Super Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast King Ocho God or a Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast King.

Katie will never be a Super Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast King Ocho God because she doesn't spell thicc correctly.

Super Thicc Daddy Boi Hypebeast King Ocho God by Caty Parsens April 24, 2018

barber king 

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.

I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.

barber king by cazort November 12, 2003

weener king 

one who is king of weener, even if in means having sex with the ...weener or oral contraseption of the weener.

Ethan Hinson is he weener king...fucking ass hole.

weener king by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

trainer king

Someone who uses trainers in online games and says they are hacking. These people usually memorize every button from the trainer without even having to look at it. Biggest noobs ever, If you see one, shout out "TK!!!!"

Stephen - "Hey man i can hack my level"
Me - "ORLY?"
Stephen - "Yeah man i use t-search"
Me - "bull shit, I know you use trainers! TK!!!"
Random guy - "WHATS A TK?"
Me - "TRAINER KING!!"

trainer king by Rusted February 7, 2007