Blow Job Shocker 

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

Blow Job Shocker by Salsa GI May 7, 2003

rod job 

a fucking blow job.

Dude your mom gave me the rod job of a lifetime last night. than i fucked the living shit out of her cunt!

rod job by DaRoggit May 4, 2008

Blub Job

When a girl jerks your penis with their stomach fat.

A chuby girl comes up to you and says, " hey i have a lot of stomach fat, do you want a blub job"?

Blub Job by polska1 December 17, 2009

Cone Job

A girl who is extremely attractive, but is so annoying that you look past her hotness because you cannot stand her.

Farrah from teen mom is such a cone job.

Cone Job by BabyFace eighty eight January 23, 2010

Zombie Job 

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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Zombie Job by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

banana job

when you very passionately masturbate with a banana, usually the banana is still green, if it gets too ripe it could be a little mushy. thats not always enjoyably. you like to have a nice first banana

my boyfriend gave me a great banana job last night.

banana job by oliveowl June 6, 2014

Fleece job 

When engaging in foreplay or intercourse with a male partner, you pull their foreskin back to the base and pull it under to cup the balls

Steven: "Katie gave me a great fleece job last night, she almost broke my banjo"

Fleece job by Fannie Queef July 12, 2017