Facebalk

A person who has not joined Facebook.

It's so weird, Bill is a web designer and he is still facebalking. Makes it harder to stay in touch with him.

by stuhem October 28, 2010

Faceblocked

When someone blocks you from viewing their facebook profile. Either by blocking you entirely or just parts of their profile; pictures, mutual friends, comments.

Bill, "Hey, how come I can't see April's mutual friends but I can see her comments?"

Dave, "Oh you don't know? You got Faceblocked"

by Rabber December 28, 2010

Facebanging

The act of exchanging sexual messages via facebook chat. Basically, sexting on facebook.

Ratt and I were Facebanging until 8:00 this morning. I was so wet.

by CageFucker March 12, 2011

Facebender

When someone goes absolutely nuts and posts lots of garbage, drivel, crap and inarticulate nosense on Facebook.

Giles just went nuts on Facebook. Did you see all that shit he was posting in the last 24 hours? He just went on a complete "facebender."

by budeanddude January 21, 2011

FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.

Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it

by geechas May 23, 2011

Facebugging

The act of repeatedly messaging or chatting another using facebook.

Jeez this guy will not stop facebugging me!

by Dustin C. Peichl October 19, 2011

Facebitch

JFK...n' Dys...
1.To be on facebook and complaining about something.
2.Just Facebooking in general.
3. When Facebook is being a bitch(such as, facebook being slow, etc.)

Facebook Status:
I really hate my life...
Some people need to get a life...
I'm so depressed and I have no friends...
I am sad, I feel like I should "Facebitch".

by jfk1116/Dys October 31, 2011