Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce May 29, 2018

Peanut Butter Skin

A boy, typically young-looking, with smooth and soft skin.
Term first mentioned in the song “Hope” by Tim Legend.

That twink over there is driving me wild with that peanut butter skin

by steamytwinkie October 16, 2017

Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.

When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.

by messy bun2 November 04, 2022

Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder

Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.

by Mutt butt December 11, 2024

Butter lightbulb

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb

Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb

by TYLER SAMOSNITE February 27, 2016